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I'M A NOOB SO

DON'T LAUGH AT

MY JOINING BLOG!!

^-^

I swear, I think that MOM tricked me into doing this but meh, whatever XD


Me: (breaks down the door into a bar) MJ!!! I DEMAND TO BE THE SHIPWRIGHT OF THE AHO PIRATES!!

MJ: YOSH!! Pick a number!! 1, 2, or 3!!

Me: (walks up to table and swipes off everything) I PICK 4!!!!

MJ: You are a true aho!! Welcome to the Aho Pirates!! But seriously, pick a number between 1-3...No 4, no 5, no 6+~ ^-^

Me: I PICK 0!!!!!!!!!!

MJ: -.-"

MDM: (slams down cucumber on the table) WHERE ARE MY CUCUMBERS?!?!?! IF YOU CAN FIND MY CUCUMBERS, THEN I'LL LET YOU JOIN!!!

(grabs cucumber out of MDM's hands and slaps him with it)

Me: IT'S RIGHT HERE, YOU AHO!!!!!

MDM: Oh!! Thanks so much for finding my cucumber!! You can join the Aho Pirates!! Now excuse me, I have to go to the washroom. (runs off with cucumber in hand (; )

Me: (points to Rici) ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yo.

Rici: Mornin'

Enric: (stares at Gen) ...

Me: ...Ok? (looks at MOM) Hey MOM!!

MOM: BAKA!! I told you not to mention me in this!! (slaps Gen)

Me: (cries) THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR FILLING IN FOR SWIM?!?!

MOM: NO!! DON'T CRY!! (pats Gen on the back)

Me: (grabs MOM's arm and whips him across the bar) Payback, bitch!!

MJ: Pick a freakin' number, dammit!!

Me: NEVER!!! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

(breaks apart the bar and runs away leaving the other Ahos with the bill)


MOM, if you tricked me into doing this, I'm gonna ********* you and ******** up, also ******** your family. The ****** are words and actions that I have yet to figure out ^^

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